Today's WWIS compilation is brought to you by the fact that I think about love and dating all the time, and sometimes the status bot picks up on it. (Which is impressive, because online I try to pretend that it doesn't consume my life. I mean, of course it doesn't.)
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| What can I say, dating can be rough |
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| 'Sparking' was slang for courting back in pioneer times. I'm thinking of bringing it back, because that would be truly hip and cool. |
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| Speaking of colloquialisms, I've been using "digging his chili" instead of "have a crush on him" for a few months now. |
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| At least I know the address of one of my favorite fictional boyfriends, for when real life conspires to keep me from my true love. (Also: undergrads that are thinking of digging my chili, please note last sentence of the status.) |
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| Eating on dates can be a little nerve-wracking, but I've got nothing to worry about. (ha.) Also my habit of bringing needles to most social occasions (especially sports): attractive for my craftiness or alarming because I have weapons to hand? |
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| I asked a guy out a few weeks ago. First time. Guess I do just set myself up now. Someone's gotta do it. |
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| If all else fails, I can always meet someone at the grocery store. In the bread aisle. I'm sure that will be totally romantic and not awkward at all. And can you say romcom-worthy?! |
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